Picture this: I'm at a fancy dinner party, seated next to someone who looks like the editor of a serious newspaper.
The random stranger looks at me and says, “So, what do you do?”
Me: “I show people how to have epic sexual experiences in a holistic way with themselves or a partner.”
Stranger: “Wow. That’s really interesting.”
Me: “Yeah. It really is.”
Stranger: “So, what do you do exactly? Like, how would one go about having more epic sex?”
Me: “Well, for women there is this thing called a jade egg. It’s a stone that you put up your pussy, and you basically do yoga with it. And it has a whole range of amazing effects, just like yoga, that you only experience if you try it.”
Stranger: “Wow. I think my wife would really like that. {Shouting over the table} Hey, Veronica! There’s someone I think you want to meet…”
And I commence to meet Veronica, and she’s super stoked on the egg.
What makes me love this is that it’s 2016 and people will really talk about sex to a random stranger. They’ll get excited about growing sexually. They’ll put a jade egg up their vagina on that stranger’s recommendation, and commence to experience a world of benefits.
I love what I do and I’m super excited to share the secrets of the Jade Egg with you below.
The jade egg is a fast-growing practice, and loads of women are trying it.
I made this video to let you know what it’s all about and why I think it’s so important. {And, because I wanted to have lasers shooting out of a woman’s pussy in a video and I was like, how can I make that happen??”}
Enjoy watching!
Lots of love to you!!
Layla
Transcript:
5 Secret Powers of the Jade Egg – My favorite tool for women
The Jade egg practice is thousands and thousands of years old; it comes from China where ancient Taoist high priestesses, spiritual bad asses, use the practice to enhance their sexual vitality, but more than anything, to supercharge their energy and awaken spiritually.
The Jade egg is currently experiencing a modern revival, literally. So many women are getting into it and falling in love with this practice. I’m gonna share with you five secrets of the Jade egg that can awaken your inner powerhouse, sexy badass goddess, secret.
Number one, awe inspiring orgasms through intercourse. So regular use of the Jade egg desensitizes the inner vagina. Too many women have numb or desensitized vaginas and so they don’t experience the full power of their orgasmic capacity.
If you regularly use the Jade egg, you train your vagina and your body to experience orgasm through deep penetration and not just through the clitoris.
Is it in yet? No. Do you want me to put it in? I’m coming. I just put it in. Yeah, I know.
Secret number two more pleasurable and awesome sexual experiences. So too many of us had early associations of negative feelings with sexuality. Regular work with the Jade egg allows you to get rid of fear, guilt, stress, shame through the practice.
You can replace those with pleasure, celebration, love, and gratitude for your sexuality. It also super strengthens your pelvic floor and skyrockets your ability to experience sexual pleasure.
Secret number three creates potent sexual healing. So the Jade egg practice allows you to gently release trauma from things like rape, sexual abuse, but even just negative conditioning around your body or sexuality, being able to regularly go deep inside yourself and release these long held things is one of the super potent possibilities of a Jade egg.
Secret number four, incredible GPO and cervical orgasms. So there are very specific practices you can do with the Jade egg that allow you to open up your GPO and your cervical orgasmic capacity, supercharging your connection to these delicious orgasmic experiences.
Secret number five is a luscious love for your female body. So the more regularly you’ve tuned into your vagina, your sexuality, your body, and really practice unconditional self love, the more radiant, beautiful love you’re gonna feel for yourself and your sexuality.
I’m so ugly. I’m tired and I’m so boring. I’m a freaking beautiful badass. I got you.
Secret number six, develop magic Jedi pussy powers. The more outrageous your orgasms, the more profound your sensitivity, but more than anything else, the more deeply you can love, embrace and celebrate your sexuality the more incredible you and your pussy will be.
If you have a regular Jade egg practice, you’ll have a magic pussy, you’ll have epic sex and you’ll thank her for it. If you’d love to develop a Jade practice of your own, go ahead and check out my Jade pleasure course, you can do that by clicking here, entering your email address, and I’ll let you know when it opens.